This is a suggestion for everybody who wants to practice in English. LET'S SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH IN THIS THEME! Those who will say(write, to be exact) anything in Russian here will be laughed at.

Для тех кто не понял - В ЭТОЙ ТЕМЕ ГОВОРИМ ТОЛЬКО ПО АНГЛИЙСКИ. Нарушившие объявляются посмешищами, так как не понимают правил. И никакого транслита!!!

So, let's begin. We need a topic to talk about. I don't have enough imagination to think out something interesting quickly, so if somebody wants to discuss something, he/she is welcome!

hi there)
that's nice of u to make such a topic here. as for i'm practicing with my friends from europe and america. and it helps me a lot u know. it's really awesome to talk with someone in english.
do u like travelling?

So that ppl can boast round here :D

wow))))
useful))

u know, I haven't been here (I mean Farit.Ru) 4 ages and when I decided to come back just to look it through, I was really surprised by great changes in here))) There are much more clever people now and, as I can see, much more useful and interesting themes!!))

Respect 4 author!!!))

aighty!!! :)

hi))
sorry my nickname is in Russian)
it's great that some people like speaking english.
and do u know when it will be sunny, warm and bright weather? i'm so bored with winter....((

It's an actual topic. My speakin' english is poor. PLZ help me! How can I improve it?

May be somebody will talk with me in real life...

I WILL

great shit folks!!!and I appreciate the offer
u know what i'm sayin'--now look--another shit just 4 fun--I suggest this one--what english gives ya in ya life or just how it helps ya to deal with someshit...whatever,lucky 4ever?

When?

Just to practise it as much as possible. :) You may speak with me in ICQ ( for example) ;)

Very good suggestion. :D What about you? ;)

thx, but the problem is in SPEAKING in REAL..

As I know there is a voice function in ICQ.
But if you need alife practic you may visit "Mormon cherch". It is on Komsomolskaya street over Stroitelnaya bus stop. There are free English lessons over 2 or 3 times a week.

Well, you know, there's a lot of advatages what English gives.
The main thing is that you know at least one more foreign language, it enlarges your mental outlook by some concepts which you can't exactly express in Russian by one word, while in English it can be put in one or two words easily.
And an evident feature of English - it's global, it is used by all over the world for International relations, and a half of Internet is in English, so knowing it allows me to read many necessary information without particular efforts. And I don't fear of going abroad, because it won't be a problem with talking to people in other countries.

The main thing is that you know at least one more foreign language, it enlarges your mental outlook by some concepts which you can't exactly express in Russian by one word, while in English it can be put in one or two words easily.--------------
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he's right. sometimes i know word in English and i don't know word in Russian, so it helps me to communicate with people who know English well

If you want to show us how good can you : "i'm sayin'--now look--another shit" -- please GO FUCK AWAY-- i'm sorry for bad words

free? why? i have no icq..

I'm sorry -- my speaking-english is good, but i got too much grammar mistakes :)

A ESLI JA PO ENGLISHU NE BEL'MES. MOJNO JA PO RUSSKI BUDU, ZATO BUKVAMI ANGLIYSKIMI BUDU PECHATAT? A?

speak Dutch then...

вот из ё нэйм....
хау ду ю ду....
LERNEN ENGLISH!

[QUOTE]Послано Katomba
[B]speak Dutch then...

Had I knew that you speak Dutch then I would start learning it. :D

Gutten Tag meine Freund

But it"s better in english

Actually that's not Dutch indeed...that's German...
let's say, there's a slight difference between Germany and the Netherlands...these are kind of different countries=)...
in Amsterdam u can buy beer in Mc Donald's ...




:D

So, what the fuck do u wanna get from these igborant folks who dont give fuck about English! Virtually English is important but up to a point! you should atop this shit, i am serious. your high profile speech was just wasted upon them and me particularly.. sorry about this shit.. ta da!

ich will im Amsterdam gehen, i meen to go
:D :D

lots of vain words..but nobody spells out...
dull themes about the weather...
l wonder who knows french?

Ferstein... Ich habe viele Deutsch studiert...

Kinda arrogant. Don't ya think so? If you wanna show us some class then do it. Seems like this branch is to show people that you are able to speak English, but not actually to speak.

Everyone knows at least something, but there is no conversation at all.

If you're that smart then come up with a topic to talk about, which is of a crusial importance for this branch. Otherwise it will pass away.

People guess that English distinguishes them from the grey crowd. Maybe... But it should not give you so much confidence.
You know why? 'cause there is something more than just English.
And it is your intelegence. ;)

I hate Dutch, aber ich must diesen fremdsprach zu lernen

there was no need to translate, pal...
french...all i know in french is.... something like shnif de la shnoof, meleglimoosh - astlimoosh(MC Solar lyrics)

Softwind is right. Show us your intelegence, but not arrogance.

that's right mon...
it IS defenitely sth. more than just a langage...it is a way of life in some respect...besides such sort of things let's say have a direct bearing on self - esteem, selfrespec, etc.
that''s your inner culture, that's the way one treats himself...

people send some foto on ''Выкладывайте свои фотки''

u probobly mean German(Deutsch)
where d'u study it?

Dutch is de prima tong! Aushteblift, speak op iht nien. :D
You should hear the prononciation. It's a blast!!!

in school-- i still learning it

what school are you in?

Dr. Fist....zehr gut...rihtig Doktor...

i suppose that english doesn't set apart...lots of ppl from this grey crowd speak it...some not so well, others know it as native..imho the best way to single out - минем татарща суляша киля)))

Well... Frankly speaking, attempts to talk about what English gives you in your life looked a trifle like those retellings of oral topics at school... Brrr...

But, as a topic for conversation, here comes a nice one:

Do you really think that visiting such countries as the US and Australia is as good for your languaga as it is painted?

The trick is, that in those countries people usually have to communicate with the 'common Americans' (or Australians, or what not). These countries are both a 'melting pot' of nationalities and origins, and the language there is rather spoiled. Besides, many of those 'native speakers' can not boast of high cultural level and use simplified, jargonized English. Lots of my acquaintances, having visited the US, for example, are now having problems because their language has been spoiled.

What do you think about it?

PS Anybody craving for extra practice is welcome to have it with me :)

PPS And, if this topic is really meant to improve one's English, won't you feel hurt if I correct some grammar mistakes some of you make?

Ya, ya-- das ist rightig :D

what s the need 2 speak in english.. if we cant express ourselves in our native language..speakin bout myself... the only thin i luv is agata kristi with their song no 5 in uragan bout dirt.i m maybe funny and sound like a teenager but heck it's me.. our topicals bout fudge-packers not better than my shit.dont need any words from u - just my expression plz dont say anything even there is nothing 2 say...i m old... but i m weak i guess

u're not from 3? school i mean...

PPS And, if this topic is really meant to improve one's English, won't you feel hurt if I correct some grammar mistakes some of you make? [/B][/QUOTE]

grammar is not so important...

yes? i'm from school #3

u-u-u-u... pick me pick me!!! please. I want to improve myself, not just the tonque.

I guess as long as the whole business world operates in American English (adopted to the common practice) why should I speak BRRRRITISH OINGLISH? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
Also, what is English? When Normans invaded Anglo-Saksons
1071 a.c. they influenced original English via the vehicle of French laws and customs.
It is a profound and perpetual issue, which one can say is tending to vary from one view to another.
One more thing.
American way Bill Clinton, English was William Clinton
American way Tonny Blair English was Antonny Blair.
Any arguments.
British English is no more than just an accent today.
It is a worldwide whatever you call it English.

I am out. :D

i graduated #3 last year...i remember u :)

Hey, crafty. Good job!! Please do it. It should not insult us.
What the f.c.u.k.!!! we are not natives.

and who are you??? :)

For some of the participants - it is...

So, I promise I won't correct YOU. Shall leave all your mistakes to you if you wish. Agreed? :D

[QUOTE]Послано Мильва
For some of the participants - it is...

So, I promise I won't correct YOU. Shall leave all your mistakes to you if you wish. Agreed? :D [/QUOT

correct me please

:rolleyes: A typical FC composition - very familiar to one of those free-to-download samples :rolleyes:

That's me who told it, not crafty, actually :D

Might be smth wrong with those quotations... :)

OK, let's begin with f.U.C.k. instead of f.c.u.k. :)

Well... If that was meant to offend... I grievously notify that it did not :D

By the way, if you meant FCE, I've got A in CPE - it's two steps higher. And... The only way to discover how I have mastered English is to talk to me a bit, isn't that? Don't you think that I won't be able to download answers to all your questions? Seems to me, I shall have to use my own thinking - and speaking - and don't you think I'm quite capable of that?

:D

Everybody-- see you next time
Adios

It's a funny shit....u're trying to correct one's grammar, whereas you yourself make lots of mistakes....
1 - That's me who SAID it(not told)
2 - u just didn't quite get the Softwind's jest....so please don't try to correct the things which are not to be corrected...
f.c.u.k. is a brand name...

u-u-u
derevnia. 'F.C.U.K. french connection' is :D the famous clothing store

A) I meant all those cliches in your composition.
B) Then you should have written the composition the way it'd look more like your boastful "two-step-higher" CPE level.
C) Try revising your 'masterpiece' :D

--Na NA NA You're a boaster Na NA NA--- :D

any other professions (skills) besides your English verbal diarrhea? :confused:

Russian prostitute Mareline.....she's a good suck!
snoflake motherfucker!

Sorry... Never cared about clothing that much...

The thing is - it is not a composition.
Afraid you did not get it...
And you might have mixed up cliches and set expressions... Don't you think so?

hey,creatiff, ya representin' the genaratin of babies
with parents who failed to raise u cuz they lazy,
sometimes u know word in English and don't know word in Russian?
learnin' in school?that ain't cool--
make a lucky discussion.

Try searching some other forum branches... Or send a private inquiry :D Skills... Truly, I don't think it is good to uncover these here - well, noone would wish he were accused of boasting...

It's not a matter of clothing, a matter of your mental outlook, of your horizon...
think twice before opening your impudent mouth...

hey, this turned to be a really offensive forum.
If you're smart, and no doubts you are, you can correct people: grammar, frase construction methodology, etc. What's then?
You got me. I admit, you're fabulous. Let's talk about smth. else.
Tell me one thing. How's English help you in this life.
Just curious to know.

nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got smth 2 say but nothin' comes out when they move their lips--just a buncha gibberish (c)

Back to the issue BRRRITISH or American Engl.
frase or phrase, throught or thru.
whatever.
save the paper!!!
Greenpeace

You talk rubbish!

lack of horizon hinders you in competing with such monster as me!
You've got to read more instead of chatting... :D
start with english grammar(pre-intermediate level)... :D

Well, I just look in another direction... Why do you think that I can see less there?

That was a good topic... Do not pollute it... See, you will never - by no means - offend me. But, the thing is, that being rude to someone, you act in a totally destructive way towards your own self. Especially when this someone is so - well - capable of 'reflecting' your negative emotions by not paying attention to them. And - do you really want to fell jealous - frustrated - mad about it? (Because you WILL feel so when you fail)... That won't do you good, boy...

Milva--ain't ya pcychologist?

A) But THE THING is that it looks just like that.
B) Read between the lines.
C) Good or effective writing is writing that sounds fresh, rather than trite. You need to be gifted with colourful imagination to develop freshness. To achieve freshness your first step is to check for cliches and FIXED PHRASES(SET EXPRESSIONS). I guess you read your whatever-you-call-it (WYCI) over once again and try to find some. Cliches consist of common (set) expressions, platitudes (flatly uninteresting observations), adages, and bits of FOLK WISDOM (what you have) so commonly used that they have become tiresome.

Now... That's another pair of shoes! Thanks!

Well, however... If you please... 'How English helpS' or, else, 'how English HAS helpED...' OK?

I work as a PR-manager... Sometimes having to communicate with overseas partners of our clients and all that stuff. I also speak French and Spanish, and that gives excellent benefits... E.g. now I'm involved in a project which requires knowledge of French.

Besides, in Sch. №91 we had an opportunity to get a technical translator certificate... Due to this scrap of paper, you see, I have been having good wages for three years, since the age of 16 and till the moment I got a full-time position. Very useful, isn't it? I have worked as a translator, interpreter, and ever a teacher. Even now, I sometimes toil at technical translations. Good practice, new people, independence... And considerable sums of money, which is also important. :)

skaju tebe po-russki. ja vrode poprosil tebia ne oskar****t' ludei zdes'. Esli ti polagaesh' chto svoim BRRRITISHom ti mojesh' hvastat'. Da eto je prekrasno. Hvastai. No bez naezdov.
Vidimo moloden'kaia ti eshe i nujno samoutverdit'sia svoei "neobichnost'u". Eto to ono mojno. Osobenno v derevne, gde pro English malo kto slihal. Udivi Menia chem nit' eshe.
Dlia menia eto ne v dikovinku, da ja dumau i dlia teh kto v etoi vetke sidit. Ti do sih por ne poniala. Udivliat' nado ne instrumentami (which is English) a idea (predloji temu dlia razgovora naprimer).
Da, ti Java programming scripl ili tam eshe che nit' iz etoi opery naverno ne tak horosho znaesh' (esli znaesh vashe), a mnogie kto zdes' sidit prekrasno znaut etot jazik (eto ne ja). No oni je ne prikidivautsia umnim plintusom. tam naprimer
A sprashivaet: 101101111000
B otvechaet: 11111100101001

Normal'nie ludi razvivaut temu a ne stibaut drug druga u kogo jazik luchshe.
Why don't we just talk about smth and develop a conversation. OK? You're smart and I admitted it. Offer a topic, please. :)

No, not to offend you, I've just cliped your wings by pointing at your boasting... 'cause in any forum there is always a person like you who tries to read people a lecture....I hate that... that's it...no offence.
what you are saying is childish....
:D

Softwind's the one who got clear mind?but he damn right-don't walk around the bush--just name a topic

Mmmm... I guess the key word is WRITING...
Yup, I am a PR-manager, which means I'm rather well-informed of what you are talking about. I might even say, informed at a PROFESSIONAL LEVEL... :D

That's not the thing we have here. Chats and forums offer a form of ORAL (though, formally it is WRITTEN) communication. Thus, in this case you should pay more attention to the fact that your message has to be compatible with the expectations of the audience. And, as we see - it is. The communication flow is right as it should be. Me and Softwind are up with a friendly conversation here... And you... Well, one more thing was that (I did not mean to hurt you, truly) - I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU...

Why don't we just talk about smth and develop a conversation. OK? You're smart and I admitted it. Offer a topic, please. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

that's right...let's talk bout doors of perception...=)

[QUOTE]Послано Мильва
[B]Now... That's another pair of shoes! Thanks!

Well, however... If you please... 'How English helpS' or, else, 'how English HAS helpED...' OK?

No arguments. what about "How does (how's)E. help you?"
Ms. PR manager. I am not sure I would deal with a firm which is
represented by this sort of PR manager. Bitchy, arrogant, one-way adressing... whoever will continue the list of the alturnative names.

BRRRR...
Also thanks for your CV. Huge experience I shall say. Good English. If you alsoadd some grey substance, it would be just a brilliant combination.

Joke.
Who is a blond girl with a suit case, sitting on the tree branch?

answer: The Branch Manager

:D :D :D

[QUOTE]Послано Softwind
[B]u're fucking funny man...

that's right...let's talk bout doors of perception...=) [/B][/QUOTE]

Whad up?!!
when Jim Morrison usually delivered his papers on ancient literature, his teacher went to the Library of Congress to check whether those books he discussed actually existed.

the doors of perception... the only person who could develop this issue was Jimmy,

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side

this is the End..
my only friend the End

Whad up?!!
when Jim Morrison usually delivered his papers on ancient literature, his teacher went to the Library of Congress to check whether those books he discussed actually existed.

the doors of perception... the only person who could develop this issue was Jimmy, [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey, man, u've mixed sth. up with the quotes...I didn't say that shit...

Good, right.

Just read what I'm up with here. Got in - OFFERED A TOPIC - can you see it just a few posts higher? - Got no answer except for several assaults which sounded rather rude - didn't they? - Tried a counter-attack - Everybody forgot about the topic and started a kind of childish quarreling...

I was not going to take your toys away from you, kids, but... :D

That's really funny.

You didn't have a question mark - and you had it as a part of a complex sentence. So, there could only be a direct word order.
:)

Hey, man, u've mixed sth. up with the quotes...I didn't say that shit... [/B][/QUOTE]

Got wasted y'day with Sweeds. Came home at 6 am.
You wish. They moved the clock t'day, read at 7am.
slept, ate, read. like a grandma in a swing chair. :D

So why did you keep posting replies to my messages? Review your logic... Sharpening your ability to recognize illogic will gradually help you to avoid fallacies in your own thinking and writing. NA-na-na you deal with Hasty generalization na-na

dope helps to break on through, it does indeed....
poetry just flows...but it sucks... :D (I don't mean Jimi's I mean mine) He must have smoked some special grass....
sth. like...what was it sth about russians....

:D

:confused:
guess what is Six to one?

Got wasted y'day with Sweeds. Came home at 6 am.
You wish. They moved the clock t'day, read at 7am.
slept, ate, read. like a grandma in a swing chair. :D [/B][/QUOTE]

It's 3.15 now....man I didn't move the clock....I thought it was 2 and something...I have a few seminars tomorrow, I've got to go...man, we'll talk abot the doors of perception some other time, ok...

those slow Lithuanians and Latvians legalized dope smokin'
do they wanna be even more slow? :D

CliPPed first of all... OK? :D

One more thing is this 'boasting'. My wings are still at their full length, however. I know how high I can fly - and I do fly that high and even higher. This CPE is a fact, and there are still many more facts I can be proud of. So, you might consider it boasting - I call it a real life story. I am proud of my life story. I think I'm special. Will you come up with some evidence to prove that it is not so? Will you say it's not good? Filthy? Impudent? Or... What? :D

2 Softwind
stop quoting yourself man!
what is that dope called???(sth like crazy russian or something...)
your Amsterdam shit.....

Because it is impolite not to respond when someone is talking to you... :D And what did you think was the reason?

It's 3.15 now....man I didn't move the clock....I thought it was 2 and something...I have a few seminars tomorrow, I've got to go...man, we'll talk abot the doors of perception some other time, ok... [/B][/QUOTE]

Remember.
Fall. We fall back - move you clock one hour back!
Spring. We spring forward - move'em bastard!!!

what is six to one?

runnin' Turtle. My brand. Easy Going.

By the way.
you know how the call Mc Donnald's in Greece? McDonoppulo.
in Ireland? Mc O'Donnald's.
In Russia? McDonaldsky. In Mexico McDonAlduedo.
go on with the names :D

hey--so many answers with one single night-new record

d'u read the Doors?
Six to one is the ratio of non MJ smokers to MJ smokers in L.A.
CA :D

Yeah, I'm reading it right now, at the moment...the book is fucking stuffed with philosophic shit...

FINALLY! SOMEBODY WROTE AT LEAST A TOPIC SO I COULD UNDERSTAND SOMETHN IN HERE!!!
OH MY GUSH! WHEN I ENTERED UR CHAT ROOM IT WAS AWEFUL! SERIOUSLLy! NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND ME I TOLD THEM LIKE I CAN UNDERSTAND RUSSIAN BUT I HARDLY SPEAK IT..SO THOSE FREAKIN' DUDES JUST STARTED SPAMING ALL OVER AND CURSING AT ME...SERIOUSLLY MEN THAT PLACE SUCKED...BUT I HOPE HERE MAY BE SOMEBODY'LL UNDERSTAND THE CRAP I WROTE..
THANX

Het good, her Katomba

Fuck off

your stupid topic sucks

enough showing off

just suck

What did the author imply?

WHATEVER FREAK! U GOTTA HAVE SOMTHN IF EVERYTHING SUCKS IN HERE!!!

I'm gonna buy something by Nietzsche tomorrow cause it's getting harder and harder to follow Jim's thoughts.
PS. I need to get some grass as well... :D

A) The Author likes the topic,
B) The author dislikes the topic,
C) The author wants to join the discussion,
D) etc :D

I GUESS U MENT WEED...HOPEFULLY U R NOT A FREAK TO SMOKE A GRASS!

I'll ship you some if u ask. Don't by the Speaches of Zaratustra.
Not cool.
Start with Nietzsche (freakin' German spelling) in pictures for the begginers :cool:

Bingo!!! Computer based? :D

I ment dope, man.... dope is just the same as grass...

U KNOW WHAT MAN! WHATEVER! HAVE A REST C YA AFTER K))

WHATEVER BABE... DID U EVER TRY TO CRACK COCAINE?

No way. Such a spoilt person. When someone says grass it does not necessarily mean dope. His grass just to renew his lawn at the backyard :D

come on!! all i wanna say is just everything you say here sucks. All your freaking words, your showing off.... yucky :mad:

no doubt, man, he definitely liked the topic...otherwise, he wouldn't have said so much...=)

What is the source of such awareness about drugs?
Please do not spoil us.

lay off, guffy!
I don't have russian keys. that's it.
Either you like it or not. If you don't just leave us, please. :o

no man, cocain is a strong shit...
P.S. are u a dealer?

lol

no weed, just kidding...

I like the pope...the pope smokes dope
hey---theme changed to books?and now there gonna appear bookwarms with glasses

katombych, hare za shit teret'. Ne katit... ne gippotenuza.. :D

that sort of funny :D

i'm here, you can do :p nothing about it, no offence :D

it's us!!!

WAS THAT A JOKE?
NICE = HA HA HA.....

I'm sorry, but I didn't get the joke....what are u kidding about?
at first u try to take crap on the forum, on us and now u're saying u're kidding....

ME? SPOIL U? OH PLIZ! DON'T SAY THAT...NEVER
KISS

right on!! no one kicks u outta.
regarding what you've said. if u don't like it, don't attend.
it is not a sort of the 'kolhoz' with public obligations. ;)

SO WHAT IS UR CHOISE THEN? SHARE PLEASE, GIRL

I'm not a girl, u freak!!!!!

are you actually HER, not HIM? :confused:

sorry, bad you suck bad :mad:

what about it, girl. luv ya honey :D
didn't know that u're a girl.
that'd be nice. :D :D :D

OOPS SORRY
BUT ANYWAY...WOULD U LIKE TO SHARE UR POINT OF VIEW IN THIS CASE?
VERY INTERESTED...

Hey guys, I think we've broken all ever known records....
Just couple of niggaz made this fucking forum one of the most rated!!!

u, unmature teenager, dare to tell me what "kolkhos" is like? u, that escaped from Russia as if here stinks so much that your delicate nose can't bear, dare to compare our reality with that shit you live in? fuck off, i always despised traitors :mad: like u

U SAAACK.... IS THAT FROM 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT U?
NICE MOVIE BY THE WAY ;)

ganja rulezzzz!

LOST IN CHOISE?

smoke weed every daaaaaaaaaay

:confused:

TITLE OF UR LIFE?

Who likes John Grisham?

I GUESS U HAVEN'T CN IT... SORRY BABE..JUST RELAX THEN ;)

Zaslujennomu kolhozniku:

don't be mad, Luk!
the dark side of the force attracts weak and mad minds.

Thanks also for your credits. I actually feel myself younger,
you're right.

life motto :D

way of relaxin'---ya just kick it and fly

suck me sideways....
fuck, man....what u've just said is a little stinky piece of shit...
traitors..... :D :D :D
I knew u were an asshole, but not that big...

CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
U R A F R E A K!!!

I do!!!!!!!!!!!
Very much do!

GRRR OO-LA-LA!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))

no, i'm not lost.
guessing how to address you Her or Dame :D

Softwind does like him a lot....

nevermind, un baccio (=it. a kiss))

The recent movie by him was ok, "the verdict for money", if i'm not mistaken.. :rolleyes:

OH REALLY? SO JUSTIC...MAN..I'M OUT
SO HOW LONG WAS UR LAST FLIGHT?

the last message was for HoT Bananus

[QUOTE]Послано Mitsubishi
[B]nevermind, un baccio (=it. a kiss))

SURE BABE ))))))))))))

Bitches & gentlemen
I told ya that shit'll be 'bout books or smth...
do-gooders
lol

hey guys....what if we slow down a little...it's not a chat room by the way....we are not supposed to be that fast....

he doesn't film movies, as far as I know :D
Grisham is a writer....

He is My boy! Easy going, as his daddy!! My boy!

OH REALLY? BUT WHAT IF UR CHAT SACK? THERE R SSSSO MANY FREAKS IN THERE.. I GUESS U CAN SHUT UP IF U R TIRED)))))))
GRRRR

just in case...

oh, you r spending so much time in the internet looking for cool quatations and trying to look cooler? No way, darling, i can smell even from this stupid city of Russia how your Russian background jumps out from ur boasting virtual imige.

Don't get bored answering me untill u wanna have me as an opponent all the time, which is reaaly risky, baby :D

what sucks in the forum is that one must wait for 60 seconds(a minute) after each massage in order send another one...
that really slows us down... :D :D :D

[QUOTE]Послано HOT BANANA
[B] ;) ;) ;)

HERE'S MY GUY!!!!! YEAH! THAT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT..BUT OH WELL... D'U HAVE SOMEBODY WHO CAN HELP US? :D ;)

yep

I quit as soon as we reach 15th page of the fucking forum=))) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D

Can I remind you from which poin you've started here?

FINALLY! SOMEBODY WROTE AT LEAST A TOPIC SO I COULD UNDERSTAND SOMETHN IN HERE!!!
OH MY GUSH! WHEN I ENTERED UR CHAT ROOM IT WAS AWEFUL! SERIOUSLLy! NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND ME I TOLD THEM LIKE I CAN UNDERSTAND RUSSIAN BUT I HARDLY SPEAK IT..SO THOSE FREAKIN' DUDES JUST STARTED SPAMING ALL OVER AND CURSING AT ME... (written by HoT Bananius)

Such a poor kid. 'Mammy they hurt me, they don't like me.'
And who we see now? Another bastard who was poisoned by those who kicked him/her all over the place.

Congrats!!! we got a brand new shaggy ass right here!! :p

SSSO WAS THAT IN SPANISH OR WHAT?

NEW MOVIE----WRITE WITH 60 seconds

how clever u r :D :D i've read everything by him, and, just to make you less stupid, there is a couple of films which are made according to his screenwriting. :D i'm not so green as i'm cabbage looking, babe)))) don't show everybody the level of your education %)

uuuu, i pasted what you've just read from www.fuckmeintheass.gov don't you think so? :D

HONEY! I WAS JUST AMASED HOW STUPID R PEOPLE IN UR CHAT...
OR MAY B U R FROM THERE TOO? I GUESS ..SMELLS LIKE THAT ;)

2 SOFT...
BUT STILL LUV YA ;)

and ya of course clever as hell...or as banana

wuzz up? me fallin' asleep :eek:

i wrote in brackets - italian))) bello raggazzo)))))

ps i'll never translate that for u %))

Yeap!!! I am local!

DON'T B A BRICK K! I WANT TO LOVE U I REALLY TRY...
N BY THE WAY HAVEN'T CN U FROM UR CLEVER SIDE K!!!

g 2 g. c ya all later...

WHATEVER... BUT THATNKS ANYWAY )))))))))))) LA LA LA

viva la figa, raggazzo...

ciao :)

I C

i'm sick and tired of you, it's high time to show you my pic - in order to get rid of these stupid private messages, ok?

gays and girls. fuck off

so tell me. u are fond of Hot bananas, or you actually have one?

SOMEBODY ESTA UN POCO LOCO TODAY...OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

love me?Oh really(in ya style)--then u'll be my girl from the gutter...

raggazzA ;)

U LOOK QT
PS AT LEAST NOT BLOND..

si :D ik ben ik

GUUUSH! I AM HOT MAMA! WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT! I AM A GIRL = BEAUTIFUL AND HOT!

u suck :D :D

OH! TRYING TO SHOW HOW INTELEGENT U R..
NICE TRY :D

shall i trust u? pictures?

'bout "clever side"----I ain't tryin' to imitate a clever boy like others-----just three words to holla--fuck all wonkies ;)

OH! THAT'S A BUMMER..DON'T WORRY U CAN FIX IT GIRL

Yes, indeed!
you're a girl. I want to impress you. can I? :confused:

SHAL U O R ME?
U KNOW WHAT ..MY GUESS IS THAT I CAN'T SO.. U CAN ONLY USE UR IMAGINATION )))

girl? not sure... just a virtual image, boy :D

before i start thinkin' of you i want you to know that my imagination extends very far.
already unbuttoning you. :D

[QUOTE]Послано Softwind
[B]Yes, indeed!
you're a girl.

DUUUUUUUUUUH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN!

AND U CAN TRY ABOUT THE SECOND PART ...;)

..............the conference is a slow chat..........

---------------------

stupid pregnant cat (c)

SURE BABE...AS U'D LIKE IT... :p :D

DUUUUUUUUUUH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN!

AND U CAN TRY ABOUT THE SECOND PART ...;) [/B][/QUOTE]

I like the combination: Hot Banana and moreover a Member
nice profile, girl.

THE ONLY THING I'D LIKE TO SAY...WHATEVER...BUT I SAID IT TOO MANY TIMES ALREADY.. :D

I KNEW U R A FREAK...SO..I GUESS I WOULDN'T STOP U :D

KEEP KICKIN" THIS THEME Till 99 pages

the easiest way to pick up a girl is to ask her phone number.... :rolleyes: or there is a way to spend hours in the internet... :confused:

untill you lie down you won't get it :D

*experienced

I like the combination: Hot Banana and moreover a Member
nice profile, girl. [/B][/QUOTE]
SURE HONEY ALL FOR U))

that's right. at least if you can't stop me let's make it pleasurable for both of us. :D

R U GONNA READ?..U GOT SOME ISSUES OVERTHERE..

I KINDA LIKE IT...N KINDA EVEN AGREE :D

I'LL LET U TRY HUN

SURE HONEY ALL FOR U)) [/B][/QUOTE]
That's much and much better. I like it this way. Slowly we move to
the next stage of our relations. We gradually develop them.
No one said it would be easy.
But together we can make dreams true, pupsik :D

yeah---i'm goin' to read this book till its fuckin' end
the book named "Hot banana with the memeber"--thriller

That's much and much better. I like it this way. Slowly we move to
the next stage of our relations. We gradually develop them.
No one said it would be easy.
But together we can make dreams true, pupsik :D [/B][/QUOTE]
I LIKE THE LAST WORD IT SOUNDS FUNNY! :D

WOW...SOUNDS KINDA FRIGHTNING...BUT OH WELL WHATEVER U SAY SWEETY :p :D

But together we can make dreams true, pupsik :D [/B][/QUOTE]
I LIKE THE LAST WORD IT SOUNDS FUNNY! :D [/B][/QUOTE]

me too. when I lived in the indian tribe lovers called each other 'pupsik'. Which is the highest degree of recognition by one loving heart another. :cool:

let's count--uuuuuuu-.....99.....-......15...=.................................................................... ........................................................84---got it!!

so hot banana and softwind---call ya a husband and a wife-------ya can kiss each other

I LIKE THE LAST WORD IT SOUNDS FUNNY! :D [/B][/QUOTE]

me too. when I lived in the indian tribe lovers called each other 'pupsik'. Which is the highest degree of recognition by one loving heart another. :cool: [/B][/QUOTE]
SERIOUSLLY? I'D MAY B LIKE IT..BUT WE'LL C K?)))
SWEETHEART :p :D

AND U AS A PASTOR I GUESS... NICE TRY BUT NO SWEETY NO WAY U CAN DO THAT..GO ON AND READ THE BOOK K

you pronounced as a husband and a wife, but I didn't say 'yes'!
or I did? I have short-time memory loss. so u just tell me. :confused:

enough shit 2day,folks...
oh--i forgot-----and ya'll live together 'till die--uu--last days--this is it.
so good night every one---write book by yaselves ;)

yeah--the order ain't correct---so will u softwind marry member--uu--i mean a banana?

GOOD NIGHT ? WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT? U R A FREAK IT'S ONLY 5 P.M.!!
WAS HE DRUNK OR WHAT?

good morn then

HEY! WOULDN'T U ASK ME?

P.M. STUPID~!!! WHERE R U?

Mid West U.S.? Probably Chicago. mmmm. I don't know.

oh--yes---and HOT BANANA--could ya be so kind to marry member---i mean softwind--the member of ya feature family AT LAST

there's no need. you agree as you initiated it

SURE BABE...WHERE R U THEN?

hey--who's a stupid!!!ya dead wrong

OH REALLY? KINDA SURPRISED..

OH WELL..
JUST WORDS..'D U LIKE TO PROOVE IT?

:confused: lost in translation

I don't gotta say a word i just flip u a bird

GOOD MOVIE ;)

E.L.V.I.N

SCARED? :D

who's afraid of the big bad wolf?