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Katomba
24-02-2008, 01:31
speak for yourself, dude...

Slava90
24-02-2008, 03:31
hello!!! ya ustal ya uhozhu!

La Vida
24-02-2008, 09:50
so this is how you spend it?
feel sorry for ya!:(

SKY-
24-02-2008, 14:09
hi 2all :)

МАКС ЛЮЦИФЕР
24-02-2008, 16:18
Yeah! Drink and go to sleep it's not very interesting. More interesting to drink and do some foolish things.

...HappY...
24-02-2008, 17:44
hello everybody)

La Vida
25-02-2008, 09:36
haha...foolish things? Like what?:rolleyes: :p

Мольер
25-02-2008, 16:32
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks..
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'


A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' :D :D :D

МАКС ЛЮЦИФЕР
26-02-2008, 18:14
For examle: to sing laud horror songs, to dansing on a table, sometimes under table. Also to touch chicks by asses and tits and other parts of body and then to fight with them boyfriends. To play funny games but this games can be ending with fight with someone:D

Шуми
26-02-2008, 18:36
кэн ю сии дзиссъ

La Vida
27-02-2008, 14:43
wow...even my sick imagination couldn't imagine that!! :D
I must say I'd much rather spend my holidays in some other way!!! ;)

ВЕРТЕП
27-02-2008, 14:52
Even poor English can make Max post his foolish thoughts.hah


МАКС ЛЮЦИФЕР
27-02-2008, 19:39
You are female. Don't try to touch girls asses and tits!;)

Why do u thing that my English is poor?

Katomba
27-02-2008, 19:47
what makes you think differently?:D
joking, no offence;)

La Vida
28-02-2008, 00:21
oh c'mon guys! you're starting again...everyone's English is ok here! As long we understand each other right? ;)

Шумелка Мышь
28-02-2008, 10:01
you betcha, dude! ;)

Lucy Max simply can't help posting shit in here (even though her English is shit, actually ;))

relax, Max! relax! nothing personal, I'm just kiddin'! :D / *running away

ps. hi everyone! have you been mising me, my little ones? :)

Шумелка Мышь
28-02-2008, 10:51
To tell you the truth, it ain't poor, Max. It's piss poor. :(
But I know how to fix thе problem: a hundred bucks an hour, and in a month time you will be Tough Max speaking damn good English. :cool:
How does that sound to you? Deal? ;)

МАКС ЛЮЦИФЕР
28-02-2008, 19:24
Not deal! It will make me sick.:(

dedshaftt
01-03-2008, 18:10
good ofer)

GiZmO
01-03-2008, 18:12
plius adin!

МАКС ЛЮЦИФЕР
01-03-2008, 18:16
Author burns!:D

Искатель приключений
01-03-2008, 18:17
Не понял че в Уфе язык поменяли пока мня неделю не было :D

im_rising
02-03-2008, 11:18
What? :eek: I'm not that kind... My mind doesn't allow me such things...
Farit is my way of relaxing :D and something else...

im_rising
02-03-2008, 11:20
Ideal is too foolish... But becoming ideal all the time that's excellent way of thinking and acting...

Katomba
02-03-2008, 11:50
dude, u're not following the conversation yo!!!
be attentive to what people are writing here, read carefully please....
the previous message has nothing to do with anything "ideal":D
he said not a deal!!! which means there is no deal between us, or i dont agree with what u're saying. and u burst out with some crappy philosophy about being ideal all the time!!!
Alright, everyone, my candidate's waiting for my vote!/katomba's gone voting.
and the slopes're waiting for me to come and ski either...so, see ya all tnait;)

im_rising
02-03-2008, 12:09
Oh, hm,:eek: little mistake, I'm not ideal :D ... I won't forget if for next time or sleep more...:D good luck ;)

La Vida
02-03-2008, 14:03
hehe...what a good reply!

So, who did you vote for?:)
I haven't gone yet, but I know I need to! Just need to wake up properly first, it was a long night yesterday! lol:)

Лалуна
06-03-2008, 23:47

Hey Princess!:)
when are you getting married with your pilot?! :D
Take me to the Maldives with you next time you go!!! ;) :D

Katomba
06-03-2008, 23:58
hehe, thnx!
voted for the loudest and funniest one:D Mr. Zhirinovsky:)
voted for the personality, not for his politival views)
what bout yourself?
what had u been doing that night? boozing?:p

La Vida
09-03-2008, 13:56
My God! Zhirinovsky?! I hope he will never become our President lol
I do like Mr.Putin;)
You think I was boothing?? lol What made you think that?! Nah, I'm not a big fan of such things, I went to the gym actually that very evening! Need to keep my beautiful ass fit!;):D

La Vida
09-03-2008, 13:58
hehe...shhhhh! :-X

La Vida
09-03-2008, 13:59
I love everyone! I love the world! I want to hug the whole world! Life is sooo beautiful, do you feel the same people?! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Йа сфой.
09-03-2008, 14:03
I love my friends...Hi guys and girls...

In5ane
09-03-2008, 14:19
http://bash.org.ru/
:D

im_rising
09-03-2008, 17:27
Yeah, all the time... And they do the same way...

La Vida
10-03-2008, 12:49
My friends just sent me a very funny phrase:

"Save water - drink Vodka" lol :D

tamass
31-03-2008, 01:33
Подскажите как переводиться, люди добрые!
Hate destruction crash down another world

forcemagor
31-03-2008, 16:47
Бесссмысленная фараза, хотя в каком-то контексте может чего-то и значить.
Я первежу так: Ненависть разрушает другой мир.

La Vida
06-04-2008, 21:37
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 1960s, 1970s and early 1980s probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was regularly chewed and licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles or latches on doors or cabinets, and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokeys' on our wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags and riding in the front passenger seat - or the boot - was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle, and it tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding, and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends - from one bottle or can - and no one actually died from it.

We would spend several hours building go-carts out of scraps, then go top speed down the hill, only to find out we'd forgotten the brakes. After running into a patch of stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back before dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

We didn't have Playstations or Xboxes - no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape films, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no internet chatrooms.

We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played French skipping and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones, but there were no law suits.

We played Knock Down Ginger and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, walked to school; we didn't rely on Mummy or Daddy to drive us to school, as it was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of seven and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of they actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on to others who had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and the government regulated our lives for "our own good".

For those of you who aren't old enough, we thought you might like to read about us.


And something else to put a smile on your face...
The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986. The Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them, John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could ever have been a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from the past ten years. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A-Team, the Dukes of Hazzard or the Famous Five. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.


Now let's check if we're getting old...
1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3) Your friends are getting married/already married.
4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5) When you see children with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6) Having read this, you're thinking of forwarding it to a number of other friends because you know they'll like it too...

im_rising
08-04-2008, 19:24
It's yours? Very actual...

La Vida
08-04-2008, 21:20
this one quite hillarious I though!:-)

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

im_rising
10-04-2008, 16:42
ROFL )))))))))))

l00p
11-04-2008, 12:23
возможно пропущены какие то предлоги ;) поиск рулит (с)

l00p
11-04-2008, 15:16
i watched on BBC

Katomba
11-04-2008, 15:57
2 LaVida both the texts are fun!
u made me laugh real loud))))
thnx

La Vida
12-04-2008, 10:35
I'm glad you liked it!:) x

Мольер
09-12-2011, 19:20
http://www.oxfamblogs.org/fp2p/wp-co...nglo-vs-EU.jpg

Мольер
03-02-2012, 21:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=YsPYzfwnQko#!

Красотка Зубаржат
04-02-2012, 01:45
корале што тут. хау мени кеше хиер суляша инглища!

Doysl
04-02-2012, 14:33
:D:D:D

Doysl
06-01-2013, 02:35
Eleven! E-le-ven! :D
Freeeeedoooom! :D

shatic
06-01-2013, 20:50
илеееееевааааанннннн, м.б. надо было восьмой объявить

ArsEND
06-01-2013, 22:15
Такой лифт является ущемлением прав немых и сконлацев.

shatic
06-01-2013, 23:02
так то да, дискриминация

Вильям Волес
07-01-2013, 01:46
Фрииииидом!!!:D

photon
08-01-2013, 11:03
еси прально понял что за видио, то там только над акцентами стебутся... относительно незаметно

Doysl
08-01-2013, 17:31
Над шотландцами тоже. На Волеса посмотри вон :D

валекс
08-01-2013, 18:06
Voice-activated Elevator: "They Don't Do Scottish Accents"
Where's the buttons?
No, no. They've installed voice recognition technology in this lift. I've heard about this.
Voice recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? You ever tried voice recognition technology?
No.
They don't do Scottish accents.
Eleven.
Could you please repeat that?
Eleven.
Eleven. Eleven.
Eleven.
Could you please repeat that?
Eleven.
Whose idea was this? You need to try an American accent.
Eleven. Eleven.
That sounds Irish, not American.
Doesn't it?
Eleven.
Where in America is that, Dublin?
I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
Try an English accent, all right?
Eleven. Eleven.
Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?
Let's hear yours then, smart-ass.
Please speak slowly and clearly.
Smart-ass.
Eleven.
I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
You're just saying it the same way.
I wanna keep saying it until it understands Scottish, all right?
Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
Just take us anywhere, you cow. Just open the doors.
This is a voice-activated elevator.
Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
Calm? Calm? Where's that coming from? Why's it telling people to be calm?
Because they knew they'd be selling this to Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it.
You have not selected a floor.
Aye, we have. Eleven!
If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say,...
..."Open the doors, please."
Why didn't you just say please?
I'm not begging that for nothing.
Open the doors, please?
Please? Pathetic.
Please remain calm.
Would you let me up to that, get me up there! Right, just wait for it to speak.
You have not selected a floor.
Up yours, you cow. If you don't open these doors, I'm going to come to America,...
...I'm going to find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice...
...and I'm gonna get an electric chair for you.
Scotland.
Scotland.
Scotland.
Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
Going up?

photon
09-01-2013, 09:29
ну после такой демонстрации с их стороны, камень с нашей - не летит.

кста, вспомнился пост дойсла про америку, где упомянуты были "халявные" автоматы с колой, так и представил как заходит он в магазин катя бочку платит местную "таксу" заливает полный бак и двигается к выходу
продавец: - who are you О_О?
дойсл: - lifter, shoplifter...
и уходит в закат.

Doysl
09-01-2013, 10:57
Там, кстати, со своими бочками нельзя. Заходишь в ресторан быстрого питания, покупаешь стаканчик и пользуешься. Вышел из ресторана, а потом зашёл обратно — изволь купить новый стаканчик. В ресторанах же привычных для россиян официант подходит, аккурат когда стаканчик опустел, и спрашивает, наполнить ли снова? Тоже бесплатно. По крайней мере, у меня было так.

валекс
09-01-2013, 13:32
Hey, guys, why wouldn't you speak English here? Is it that hard?

La Vida
09-01-2013, 18:47
not at all...))

Doysl
09-01-2013, 19:42

emilko30
10-01-2013, 18:47
hi there.

Suicider2008
10-01-2013, 18:58
大家好。我也知道英語

Suicider2008
10-01-2013, 19:10
qualcuno parla italiano?

Suicider2008
10-01-2013, 19:18
nini kegs?

Doysl
10-01-2013, 19:29
Alright :)
By the way, it's prohibited to get in with own barrels there. You get in a fast food restaurant, buy a cup and then use it. If you get out and then get back in, then kindly buy a new one. In those restaurants typical for Russians a waiter comes up exactly when your cup got empty and asks if to refill it. Free of charge as well. At least that's how it happened to me.

валекс
11-01-2013, 11:19
Your post makes more sense in English for me. Still I don't understand a couple of things.
Barrel... Why barrel? Is it a local slang word? What state did you visit? I will use "container'.
Another thing is "In those restaurants typical for Russians".
The word 'those' will definitely refer to the fast food restaurants previously mentioned in your post.
You mean the restaurants the Russians visit in Russia?
Excuse my questions.
I don't go to the restaurants a lot. Hence, not familiar with the context in both countries - in Russia also!

валекс
11-01-2013, 11:47
I would like to make myself very clear here. Only those mistakes that baffle the communication, are mistakes for me and they should be treated. Like, asking the person to repeat his idea again in a different way. Other mistakes (like for me "a waiter comes up exactly when your cup got empty" will sound better "a waiter comes up exactly when your cup gets empty") are not mistakes since the message is clear.
That is why I asked for some clarifications. And this thread is intended for communication. Not for nit picking.

Doysl
11-01-2013, 23:56
“Barrel” is used in order to answer the previous poster's question. I believe he meant exactly that word in Russian. You suggested “Keg” though. As for the states that I visited, they were Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. I plan to visit Illinois and Oklahoma soon :P

I agree about “Those”. Yeah, I was talking of the ones being visited by Russians. Although not just in Russia, but in any other country too. Just I think it's not a secret that Russians picture a restaurant to themselves as something plush where you do nothing and simply sit still while waiters do all the work for you.

I also agree on the “Got–Gets” thing. Yours—the correct one—sounds way better. My bad I didn't correct it after all, because I noticed it too.

Speaking of communication in lieu of nit picking, that's how—I believe—it should work in a foreign language study. Though I do appreciate your remarks. Where are you from?

валекс
12-01-2013, 11:55
I am from Ufa and this is obvious)). Well, ethnically or originally, I come from different parts of the former Soviet Union, since my Dad was a military.
Learning languages - and in my case, I teach Advanced Learners of the English Language - means learning how to organize your ideas in the foreign language correctly. You may call it "Manners of Behavior" or "Etiquette". If the person doesn't know those rules, his communication in the foreign language is strictly impeded. However, to our great satisfaction, one can find everything they need in the textbooks for English learners. The problem is nobody is interested in learning those ideas. People think it is enough to know words and sentence structures. This is where I start my teaching - explaining people how to express their ideas in a correct intercommunicative way. If you are interested, you may want to answer to the questions of the test here
and see for yourself where you are in your English language learning. Feel free to send me your answers and I will comment on them.

shatic
13-01-2013, 15:32
You are such an interesting person, that's frightening to try to talk to you.
As you might be interested in this forum?

Doysl
13-01-2013, 15:46
shatic, have you already tried to take the test? :) That's an interesting one!
валекс, thank you very much for your comments at my email. I'll definitely find the answers to the rest of the question of the test soon :)

shatic
13-01-2013, 15:58
Did not try, I'm afraid.

hustler
13-01-2013, 15:59
Блин, вот это конечно "blast from the past" жесть, тема все еще жива. Весело. Всем привет:) 8 лет прошло с первого сообщения...

Doysl
13-01-2013, 15:59
shatic, I mean the test provided by валекс :)

shatic
13-01-2013, 16:06
Suddenly it happens that I do not pass the test, will cause yourself another inferiority complex

Doysl
13-01-2013, 16:20
As you wish :)
In fact the test is just to watch the piece of the movie and answer the bunch of questions based on the video.

hustler
13-01-2013, 16:41
im pretty sure its "a bunch of questions" though

shatic
13-01-2013, 16:46
уломал

Doysl
13-01-2013, 16:50
Well, maybe even “a bunch of the questions” then :)

shatic ^_^

hustler
13-01-2013, 17:12
no its really a bunch of questions, not the questions. Maybe the question from the bunch, then i guess you would use "the"

Doysl
13-01-2013, 17:31
To be honest, I though about that in the first place. Then I speculated on it,“They're not a bunch of mysterious questions, but a bunch of particular ones, so why not to use ‘the’ in this case?”

hustler
13-01-2013, 17:38
im not sure about the reason why you would not use the, appart fro the fact that it does not sound right. Thats how i usually know if its right or wrong. Been speaking english all my life, so i guess ive got some experience in the matter. Maybe in this case its an exception to the general rule? no idea... to be honest, i dont even know/remember the rule...

hustler
13-01-2013, 17:43
звучит в неправильном варианте по типу того как "Она пошла с мной домой" звучит и выглядит не правильно, хотя все понятно

Doysl
13-01-2013, 17:56
I know what you mean and have to agree “a bunch of questions” sounds the best and it's the only construction I've ever seen in authentic texts. As to the example you just brought, what do you think of Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin who wrote,“С своей стороны” instead of “Со своей стороны” a lot. For instance: or

hustler
13-01-2013, 18:22
в русском не силен, не могу давать коментарий по этому поводу, но может это в его время так модно было?

hustler
13-01-2013, 18:25
и по моему с своей и с мной немного разные вещи

shatic
13-01-2013, 23:32
My friends, I congratulate you on the old New Year!
I wish you well!

Doysl
13-01-2013, 23:45
Thank you ^_^

shatic
13-01-2013, 23:50
You're probably already sitting on suitcases?
How am I happy for you!

Doysl
14-01-2013, 00:04
I need to get a bigger bag somewhere first XD Next week, I'm gonna figure out what I wanna take with me :-)

shatic
14-01-2013, 01:06
Did not take it with you from things other than gifts.
Buy yourself things in America, then you will not have to pay for the extra weight at the airport when you return.

La Vida
11-03-2013, 21:14
By the way do you think that the British accent sound too gay? I can´t stand it, American accent is way cooler....or is it just me? :rolleyes: :D

Doysl
11-03-2013, 23:11
What is British accent?

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 01:26
No worries, cutie. You sound a whole lot cooler, anyway. :)
How are things up there in Barsa?

drogman
12-03-2013, 01:33
Y a t`il qqn, qui veut parler francais un petit peu ici?

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 03:06
Monsieur, je ne mange pas six jours... :D

Doysl
12-03-2013, 04:51
May I notice it is an English topic?

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 13:29
Absofuckinglutely, Dude! :D
You got it. :cool:

shatic
12-03-2013, 14:30
Bien sûr, je voudrais parler en français, mais je ne peux pas malheureusement. Devrait probablement aller à Nice pour travailler et en même temps d'apprendre le français.

shatic
12-03-2013, 14:32
Is it necessary for this license? What a pity I did not know about it.:)

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 15:12
Madamme, voulez-vous coucher avec moi? :o

shatic
12-03-2013, 15:20
à Dieu ne plaise

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 15:22
http://forum.farit.ru/attachment.php...1&d=1363080120

Doysl
12-03-2013, 15:24
Just I do not understand much of what you are saying here :/

shatic
12-03-2013, 15:24
ну конечно, остальные Вас не пропускают, очевидно

shatic
12-03-2013, 15:26
Cute Doysl, how glad I am to see you here.
...
KM made ​​me an indecent proposal

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 16:20
Merde! :/

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 16:22
Right on, auntie. How much? ;)

shatic
12-03-2013, 16:48
what are you?

валекс
12-03-2013, 18:13
Doysl, don't worry, "voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" is a line from a popular English song. "Merde!" - is simply bad manners))

drogman
12-03-2013, 18:19
"parler francais", sans "EN", si je peux vous corriger)))

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 18:31
:D:D:D
Don't worry, Doysl. Be happy. / кивает

Капитан Мударисов
12-03-2013, 18:33
I am a boy. :o I am on duty today. :o

shatic
12-03-2013, 18:33
абалдеть.
comment modifier mon texte? Tu connais mon mot de passe?:(

drogman
13-03-2013, 00:28
Pourquoi modifier? Et quant a mot de passe, j`ai pas compris:(

Капитан Мударисов
13-03-2013, 01:30
Uzhosnah

La Vida
13-03-2013, 15:24
haha...thank you thank you :o

things are good if you don´t consider the rain as a bad thing!!! :(

Капитан Мударисов
13-03-2013, 19:26
Oh, you don't say so, cutie!
Rain is believed to be a blessing and miracle by the Grace of the Almighty (at least, down here in Basra).
Hope, we will have a bit of a rain tomorrow, Inshallah! :o

La Vida
13-03-2013, 19:33
*ROFL* I didn´t know that!!!

AllahAkbar! :D

Капитан Мударисов
13-03-2013, 19:34
VoistinuAkbar/ nodding :D

Кергудук
21-03-2013, 15:11
cool video

shatic
26-03-2013, 00:55
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

WiseMan
29-03-2013, 11:04
and by 'gay' you mean homosexual? i don't understand how certain accent can sound gay, well i don't even know how homosexuals sound, for that matter.
I tend to like british accent more.

garlick
11-04-2013, 23:53
haha funny things about Russian language


Павел Птурс
11-04-2013, 23:54
eto pornostar?

Мой мир
12-04-2013, 00:21
it`s an american movie star from ukraine)))))

Suicider2008
12-04-2013, 16:09
Apprendre l'italien, shatic. italiano è meglio. y coreano - 아주 좋은 언어

shatic
16-04-2013, 00:57
One ambition - where to get the strength to show character and force yourself to learn at least English language spoken. Maybe find a good teacher?

Я вже стільки мов хочу вивчити, може бути я поліглот?
P.S.
Навіщо вивчати корейську мову, що я тобі поганого зробила?

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 01:58
non vos curiosus ad discere alias linguas?

reffrush
16-04-2013, 15:48
куда я попал? Это фарит?

Jumangi
16-04-2013, 16:30
hин бу теманын атылыу укыдын мы?
кара менан акка язылFан бит "Кем инглизсэ hойлашерга уйлай?"
ни шлэп эллэ ниндэй душман теллдэ язаhын бында?

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 16:54
我不知道的语言 :(

shatic
16-04-2013, 17:46
Learning foreign languages ​​- it is only a step towards the goal.

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 17:58
Was ist Ihr Ziel?

shatic
16-04-2013, 18:13
durum dicere

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 18:16
あなたは自分自身を知らない

shatic
16-04-2013, 18:17
wewe ni haki, ni dhahiri

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 18:20
entonces ¿por qué lo necesitas?

shatic
16-04-2013, 18:37
Примите заверения в совершеннейшем к Вам почтении, за тонкость.
Фиг на какой язык переведешь, эту бесценную фразу.

Suicider2008
16-04-2013, 18:41
it Spanish language :rolleyes:

shatic
16-04-2013, 18:47
абалдеть!
તમે જીતી છે

Павел Птурс
17-04-2013, 05:37
Шалом иегудон! Тиль нун-тэт лэха ба тахат!

Suicider2008
17-04-2013, 12:45
mi scias :cool:

JAG6661
20-04-2013, 01:11
дарова лингвисты
где в уфе лучше проходить обучение английскому языку?

Juster~ThunderBird
20-04-2013, 19:58
Раньше я советовал всем Центр Изучения Иностранных Языков, но теперь уже несколько лет прошло, все могло измениться (причем цены выросли точно).

JAG6661
20-04-2013, 20:11
Спасибо Джастер)
В понедельник загляну к ним)

WiseMan
21-04-2013, 01:02
Если не к спеху (и при наличии мозга) - лучше изучать дома. humble opinion

veterinar
21-04-2013, 11:02
+
за полгода выучил 1600 англ. слов)
осталось грамматику повторить

Well, I learned about 1600 english words for half year.
So so

JAG6661
21-04-2013, 11:09
Дома херова учится буду, знаю по себе(

drogman
21-04-2013, 11:30
в универе умудрялись за ночь к зачету 400 новых слов выучивать, правда французских

veterinar
21-04-2013, 12:38
я не за количеством гонюсь, а за качеством

marat14
21-04-2013, 15:26
Hi!
Im studying currently in Hungary at Budapest Business School. I need your help, please fill this survey about russian consumer market. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Naz...viewform?pli=1
76 people already completed the survey, I need another 24 to go.
Thanks from Hungary!

veterinar
21-04-2013, 16:47
Hi, no problem
It was interesting.
Good luck

marat14
22-04-2013, 01:53
Thanks a lot, one step closer to the goal :)

shatic
22-04-2013, 12:23
What interesting information - the consumer market in Russia, spies are not asleep.

garlick
22-04-2013, 16:42
прикольно. надо будет тоже опрос создать https://docs.google.com

Азат_82
23-04-2013, 15:50
how much answers do you have now?
what is the topic of your diploma?

marat14
23-04-2013, 19:53
wow i have 96 aleady, thanks everybody! A lot of answers from Krasnoyarsk, whoever asked his friends/family from there, thanks a lot, I really appreciate it!

The diploma's topic is: The effects of "product of origin" in Russia. This term reflects the country recognition when people buy products, whats their opinion on other countries products etc. Its a small topic in economic books, so its a challange to write 50 pages about it (in three weeks! shit i need to hurry up...).

marat14
05-05-2013, 02:00
I need one more help from you guys! I have a few additional questions, that needs to be answered before Thursday. If you'd be so kind to help me you wuold save my semester. So there is the new survey, it can be done way more faster as it has less questions.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-r-...mcrcc/viewform

U.S.Army
08-11-2014, 11:22
Hey ya'll :o